THE FROZEN FRONT

[hemlem] the great snow war. no penguin was harmed. several were mildly embarrassed.

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SECTOR 01 · ARMOR DIVISION

the S.N.O.W. tank. fires one (1) snowball per reload. reload time: dramatic.

SECTOR 02 · SARDINE BATTERY

belt-fed sardine gun. the ammunition is also lunch. logistics has never been happier.

SECTOR 03 · TRENCH LINE

periscope duty: statistically the most bonked job on the front. morale remains inexplicably high.

SECTOR 04 · THE CHARGE

[hem] we waddle at dawn.

SECTOR 05 · THE TRUCE TABLE

[hem] war is silly. snacks are forever.

[hemlem] the great snow war. no penguin was harmed. several were mildly embarrassed.

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